While delivering a campaign speech in Manchester, NH over the weekend, disgraced former President Donald Trump was found befuddled and muttering incoherently to a capacity crowd. He continued speaking for over two hours before anyone in the gathering was aware of his condition. When asked afterward, one of his supporters replied, “I don’t see what the problem is, ……. he’s still got my vote(s).”
Moments after he concluded his diatribe of delusion, Trump stepped into a waiting vehicle onto his next stop-over in a meat and sewage processing plant outside of Des Moines, Iowa. The former president, a convicted rapist, (but in a civil way) was expected to meet with the special interest group “Women Who Want Trump”, to discuss abortion issues along with women’s rights, before his stump speech.
Incoherent, belligerent, and well known wierdo, Donald Trump, in mid-didactic rant-stream
“He knows what women want”, explained a spokesperson for the group, “and we will support him all the way”, she said, adding a gratuitous wink, as she lifted her “Hooray for the Hollywood Tapes” placard.
Later in the day, the self proclaimed billionaire was scheduled to meet with the Bankers of America. Recently, Trump was found guilty of defrauding the state of New York over the last 3 decades, where his real estate empire is based, and has been ordered to pay over $350 million in punitive fines. He is expected to appeal, and if re-elected President, he has said he will repeal the findings of the court through an overhaul of the entire jurisprudence system. He also hinted at expelling the state of New York from the united states, apparently in retribution for conspiring against him and his family.
In a side note, Trump has insisted that he is a self made man and that the $400 million he inherited from his father, also a well known racist and philanderer, has no bearing on his successful career, and has asked his supporters to ignore that fact, and therefore to relieve him of the legal fees, fines, and penalties he is responsible for. Donations continue to accrue.
A spokesman for the Bankers group said they were looking forward to frank and open conversations with the well known grift artist and to shoring up Mr. Trump’s reputation for welching on debts by offering to be a back-stop against any shortfalls not covered by the republican party and the zealous MAGA financial group.
Trump’s busy schedule also includes a visit to the federal court house in Washington DC where he is defending himself against charges of conspiracy, sedition, treason and attempting to falsify and negate the last presidential election of 2020 through intimidation and interference of election officials across the country. While it is too early to guess the outcome of such an important trial, half of the country’s electorate doesn’t seem to care what that outcome is.
One MAGA supporter was asked if he would accept the final judgement said, “he’s already the real president, and he will be again in ’24, so no, it doesn’t matter what that kangaroo court finds, the election is already settled.” Justice Thomas was further asked if he would consider recusing himself from any cases brought against Trump at the Supreme Court level, he offered that he had no further comment on the issue, but inferring that he would not be stepping aside for any reasons he could think of. Mrs Thomas, standing behind Clarence, nodded her husband’s head in affirmation.
Trump’s befuddlement/senility diagnosis does not appear to be slowing him down, nor does it appear to be of concern to his supporters. He continues to speak, ad libitum, to a diverse group of Americans which include disenfranchised Caucasian men, urban and rural misanthropes of all colors, and a large contingency of women misogynists, including the politically active “Mothers against other mothers and others” (MAOMAO).
Trump’s eclectic coalition shares a common denominator of hate and deception, which appears to be one of Trump’s most impactful strategies, particularly in compliment to his ever popular tactic of fomenting conspiracy theories. Paraphrasing A. Lincoln, Trump said “a house divided will certainly fall”.
Donations for Trump’s legal defense, as well as re-election funding are at an all-time high. Recent polls show Trump ascending (ironically), at the same rate as gun related violence against minorities of color, non-christian religious groups, high schools students, and Taylor Swift fans.
As Trump closes in on another term as President of the US, it is expected that one of his first acts will be to sacrifice the environment at the National Altar of Myopia and Greed, along with most of America’s collective history of fairness, decency, and what’s left of it’s democracy. The celebration, a fete of ignorance and stupidity, is expected to be scheduled the day after his inauguration. The pyre is being constructed on the south lawn of the white house, where books are being collected from across many parts of the rural south as fuel for the great conflagration. Planners are calling it the great “urge to purge”.
At the end of a long day, Trump will return home to Florida where he is facing charges of mishandling classified information, an act of espionage, and obstruction, and evidence tampering. Recently, it was discovered that the FBI missed a number of storage spaces and closets in the sprawling Mara-lardo estate, which includes a secret room located off of Trump’s bedroom where it is believed other classified information may be found. If re-elected, Trump has promised to disband the FBI and to de-classify all government information after selling it to the highest bidder. Both Russia and China have shown interest in the proposal, according to political insiders of the GOP.
Finally, Trump will close his day in the company of his beautiful, adoring wife and family, and enjoy another socially truthful day in the life of America’s most wanted president.
